Funny Joke #46

This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You isnt from around here, are yaw... where yaw from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa.

The bartender asks, "What the' hell you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist.

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what the' hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
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